(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones. All names and situations are purely fictitious.)
A brazen young girl named Abees,
At a dance, danced on her knees!
The manager said 'Don't do that,
Whatever are you at',
But she retorted: 'I can do whatever I please!'
A Billygoat high up on a mountain,
Looked down and saw a nice fountain,
He said: 'I must have some of that,
I might never recover, but so what,'
Alas, the days he has left he's a-countin!
A footballer once named Offside,
Who was very proud of his pride,
The referee showed him 'Red',
He went straight to bed,
But now he takes it all in his stride!
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