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Opuss Limerick 3

Part 3

There's a lady who's far from shy
It's the one and only beautiful Fly
I can't help but stare
At her sexy blond hair
But she's out of my league, I sigh

There's Richard Withey who writes at night
He can drink until it gets light
Please don't think I'm a prat
I don't like your hat
It's wrapped round your head so dam tight

There's Ckahn who's from the States
We've become the unlikest of mates
She learnt No Kan Du
It's a form of Kung Fu
She learnt it because 'Romney' she hates

There's this bloke who's called Jack Frost
He thinks the government have lines they crossed
He seems a nice bloke
I think he likes a joke
But with this project humanity 'I'm lost'

glen

@glen

International phenomenon โ„ข terrible poems with terrible jokes, I don't know what I'm thinking as I've been on the smokes...

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@minxyMolly ha your next Molly ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿƒ

Haha, like this. Are you going to go through the whole of Opuss Glenneth? ๐Ÿ˜œ

@PoppyA ill try pops lol ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ

Haha, I'm very impressed with these limericks of yours๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’

@glen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿƒ despite what @gazplend said I didn't swear...much! ๐Ÿ‘

@Burrfoot don't think your getting off either ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

These are quite amusing to say the least ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@tetti2 ah tetti might have to slip you in to part 4 lol

@IndiaSparrow thanking you ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Haha love it Glen๐Ÿธ

Your the limerick king ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜˜

I'll be watching

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Haha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ brilliant mate! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Another great part. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’š

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚too funny! Love it! You are such a clever boy๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

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@RichWithey ha cheers mate nice one ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ƒ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You're a sweetie๐Ÿ˜˜ And your 'limerick' are just brilliant - gold star for humour every time ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜Œx

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Nice! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

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