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Opuss Limerick 2

Part 2

There's Gaz who's dad was a great soilder
All the girls seem to cry on his shoulder
His words do shine
He's 39
But I thought he looked a lot older

There's Poppy who's been gone for a while
She's returned to make us all smile
She's gets a frizzy head
When she gets out of bed
As haircuts go that's some style

There's Sarah who likes a little drink
Glenfiddich is her favorite I think
She'll have a shot of Glen
Just after ten
That bottle will be gone before you can blink

There's Kimmi who I think is cool
Her boyfriends fucked off to Nepal
She's very kind
But she speaks her mind
Jonny will come back he's no fool....

glen

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International phenomenon β„’ terrible poems with terrible jokes, I don't know what I'm thinking as I've been on the smokes...

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Hehe love it @glen 😍

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Haha well done mate. πŸ‘πŸ»

@Irrational_Kimmi @RichWithey @sarahgamal @leelee101 ha cheers guys @RichWithey your in part 3 mate lol

Nawwwr, making peoples smile 😁 πŸ˜„ bravo Glenneth 😘

@PoppyA hehe thanks frizz head πŸ˜œπŸ‘Έ

Haha. Great stuff. He does look older doesnt he? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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Haha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ your gonna be in trouble! 😘

@glen haha love it glen!! Your a comedy genius!! I'll let you off with the looking older bit! Love it πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

@glen although I will get my own back soon! πŸ˜‰

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Clever stuff mate - do I get to audition?😌😘

Clever stuff Glen - do I get to audition?!😌😘

Brilliant πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

@Fly10 haha your next fly lol and you @ckahn lol

@misslittleDHP thanking you sweetheart πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸƒπŸƒβ˜•πŸ’Ž

Lol this is awesome πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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