Opuss Limerick

glen • 513 followers

Part 1

I'll start at the top and that's Leelee
He writes great poems for all to see
I wanna stay mates
So I won't mention his shapes?
And we all know how much he likes his tea

Then there's Eddie who I took out on a date
As dates go it was far from great
But she was full of grace
With her pumpkin face
So for the return date I cannot wait

There's Sienna who's a bit of a beauty
Who thinks she's good at Call of Duty
But she lost to me
Easy as 1, 2 3
She has a baby who I bets a real cutie

There's a lady I know called Kim brown
Who's always happy and never down
She'll have you in fits
She's got titanium tits
She should be queen of opuss with a crown

#character-sketch #friendship #humor #limerick #playful-poetry

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Comments & Feedback (25)

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:05 PM

Ill do a part 2 see how this goes down first 😁lol

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:09 PM

😂😂 Excellent mate! You'll have to do everyone, they'll only moan... 👍🍻🍻🍻👏

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:15 PM

Brilliant love it! And be honest it wasn't as easy as 1,2,3 😂🔫🔫💃😘👏👏👏

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:17 PM

@eddie12309 you kept that quiet 😉😂

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:20 PM

Haha. Great stuff. Return date on its way. 😘😂😂

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:30 PM

Haha 😂😂😂 lmfao @misslittleDHP 's Titanium Tits 😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:33 PM

@leelee101 ha yeah how many people on opuss? I'll do them all eventually lol 👏👏👌🏃

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:33 PM

@sjw ha no it was easier than that ha 🏃💨🔫

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:34 PM

@eddie12309 ha cheers Eddie 😃👊💃

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:34 PM

@MelchiorJ13 cheers mate, might slip you into part 2 😃

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:44 PM

Titanium tits!! 😂😂😂😂 omg epic!! ❤👍

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:58 PM

Oh Glen this is just what I needed ...you never fail to make me laugh out loud....loved it ✨❤✨❤✨👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Nov 22, 2012 at 9:59 PM

Oh my! 😂😂😂 I love your guys's closes

Nov 22, 2012 at 10:00 PM

Oh my! 😂😂😂 I love your guys's close friendships, they make me smile and laugh! ❤

Nov 22, 2012 at 10:06 PM

😄😂👏 made me giggle, loved it

Nov 22, 2012 at 10:25 PM

Haha more please! x it's like the old Opuss camping party..? Anyone remember x

Nov 22, 2012 at 11:17 PM

Glen we have history and u took my bottle and ran and offered u another. So be kind if u plan to include me😜😂😂😂

Nov 22, 2012 at 11:18 PM

@sarahgamal ha I'm always kind honest 😁😜🏃🍸

Nov 22, 2012 at 11:36 PM

Ha glad you like it 😃😃😃🏃

Nov 23, 2012 at 7:13 AM

Titanium tits! Omg 😂😂😂 hilarious mate 👏👏👏

Nov 23, 2012 at 9:14 PM

@glen this is ace mate but where am I? I thought we had something!!😢💔

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:47 PM

@gazplend ha I actually had the first line haha your in part 2 mate lol

Nov 24, 2012 at 7:24 AM

Haha @glen ; that's hilarious!! 😄 Great write 💗

Nov 24, 2012 at 9:01 AM

@PoppyA haha your in part 2 pops 😜🏃😃

Nov 24, 2012 at 2:37 PM

👏👏😂😂😌😘

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