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Opuss Limerick 4

I think this Blindsilence is one of a kind
He reposts weird things that he finds
But his pictures a disgrace
Come on show us your face
His pink profile is sending me blind

There's Stablish who likes an acrostic
I done one once it was shit
He's a diamond bloke
Who likes a joke
But when it comes to choosing football teams, he's thick

With Burrfoot where do I start
He maybe a cop, but he's smart
He likes doctor who
Which I think is poo
But he also invented the Whark

I'm writing this and I'm Glen
That's Glen, Eddie and not Ben
I do like a laugh
I once burnt my arse in the bath
This is the end of the opuss limerick series Amen.......

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Bravo bravo :) love it :)

Nicely doneπŸ‘

@sammielee46 @sarahgamal thanks ladies πŸ‘―πŸ’¨πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒ

@glen my pleasure :)

LMFA, your not too great a picking either mate. At least you know to save the best till last though😜 let's not talk about the capital one cup eitherπŸ˜’

@Stablish ha cheers mate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ

Awww that's the end πŸ˜” shame about that Ben. 😘

@eddie12309 cheers pumpkin face πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Well, at least he got everyone else's name right!!!. And it is salmon.

Once I could forgive, but twice...

@blindsilence lol until I read that I always thought it was science lol ill change it πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Haha! Well done mate, these have been excellent fun! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»

Glad to be bringing up the rear πŸ˜‰πŸ‘ quality.. For a long time I also thought it was science πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 cheers mate nice one πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

@Burrfoot at a glance it looks like science don't it lol cheers mate πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘

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