There was a wee girl called Able,
Who was very slow at her Tables,
Her teacher said: 'What's 6 times 3',
She replied: 'Ah, yes, now that would be ???
Please Miss, I'd answer if I were able'!
A little girl called Miss Sweet,
Liked nothing better to do than to Tweet,
She Twittered all day,
Til she frittered away!
And that was the end of Miss Sweet - Tweet, Tweet!
There was a boy called Deep,
Who had great trouble going to sleep!
His doctor came round,
Said I'll make you sleep sound,
And now he can count 2013 sheep!
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