Gaz For sale!

gazplend • 442 followers

Condition-well used but very good
Plenty of power under the hood

3 previous uncarefull owners
3 previous persistent moaners

Accelerates hard and fast
Strong and Built to last!

Needs a good service quick!
Bodyworks in pretty good nick

Needs a bit of love and attention
Too many extras too mention

Lifetime satisfaction guaranteed
But overheats rather a lot indeed

Cheap to run And feels like new
rides smooth or hard it's up to you!

And the cost of this once in a lifetime buy
Free to a good home with unlimited apple pie

#car-metaphor #general #humor #poetry #satire #wordplay

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Comments & Feedback (32)

Jul 3, 2012 at 10:59 AM

💋💋💋

Jul 3, 2012 at 11:04 AM

@simplystylish thankyou!! ❤🏃

Jul 3, 2012 at 11:08 AM

Love it! 💞❇

Jul 3, 2012 at 11:12 AM

@sjw thankyou darling 😘❤💃

Jul 3, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Free!?!?

Jul 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

@gazplend ha ha... Brilliant! X

Jul 3, 2012 at 1:42 PM

😂😂💐excellent! I love the bit about 3 previous moaners. Moans of ecstasy no doubt? 😉👍

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:08 PM

@naaviie yep free!! Just give me services and apple pie and I'm happy! 😜😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

@gazplend ; aw this is lovely! I hope you're snapped up and looked after well 😊💗

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

@Bunts thankyou darling 👍😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

This is wonderfully clever....LOVE the innuendo 😉😘😉😘😉😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:10 PM

@ckahn haha yes! And general moaning in between!! 😉😘😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:13 PM

@PoppyA thankyou poppy,offer me apple pie quick!!! 😍😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:13 PM

@gazplend well, we won't think about the in between moaning. It's all about marketing! 😉

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:14 PM

@misslittleDHP thank you Kim,I didn't realise it was innuendo till I read it back! Honestly! 😜😘😘😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:16 PM

@gazplend ; hehe - here Gaz 🍰 😉

Jul 3, 2012 at 2:33 PM

Sounds like a brilliant deal to me! 😘🍰🍎✨

Jul 3, 2012 at 4:51 PM

Apple pie bit counts good😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 4:56 PM

@ckahn haha,didn't think I would need to market myself!! I'm free!! 😜😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 4:57 PM

@PoppyA ok I'm yours!! But are you sure that's apple pie? Don't matter! 🏃

Jul 3, 2012 at 4:58 PM

@eddie12309 that's the only bit that sounds good?? 😔😘😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 4:59 PM

@naaviie ok you can pick me up when you want,and don't forget the pie! 😘😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 5:01 PM

Looks like you'll be on a time share 😜

Jul 3, 2012 at 5:09 PM

@naaviie who's first?? 😜😜😜

Jul 3, 2012 at 5:13 PM

I'll get baking 😜

Jul 3, 2012 at 6:01 PM

@naaviie haha! I'm waiting! 😍❤

Jul 3, 2012 at 6:32 PM

@gazplend hey don't want to make that head any bigger😉😘😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 7:09 PM

@eddie12309 I havnt got a big head! Just self confidence! 😜😘

Jul 3, 2012 at 7:11 PM

@gazplend really? According to one of your other verse you do 😉😉

Jul 3, 2012 at 7:40 PM

@eddie12309 it's shrunk again now! My head I mean! 😜😘

Jul 4, 2012 at 1:47 AM

Someone should DEFINITELY snap you up!😌😘

Jul 4, 2012 at 11:20 AM

@Fly10 no serious offers yet! 😢😘

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