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Gaz For sale!

Condition-well used but very good
Plenty of power under the hood

3 previous uncarefull owners
3 previous persistent moaners

Accelerates hard and fast
Strong and Built to last!

Needs a good service quick!
Bodyworks in pretty good nick

Needs a bit of love and attention
Too many extras too mention

Lifetime satisfaction guaranteed
But overheats rather a lot indeed

Cheap to run And feels like new
rides smooth or hard it's up to you!

And the cost of this once in a lifetime buy
Free to a good home with unlimited apple pie

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (32)

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@simplystylish thankyou!! β€πŸƒ

Love it! πŸ’žβ‡

@sjw thankyou darling πŸ˜˜β€πŸ’ƒ

Free!?!?

@gazplend ha ha... Brilliant! X

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’excellent! I love the bit about 3 previous moaners. Moans of ecstasy no doubt? πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

@naaviie yep free!! Just give me services and apple pie and I'm happy! 😜😘

@gazplend ; aw this is lovely! I hope you're snapped up and looked after well πŸ˜ŠπŸ’—

@Bunts thankyou darling πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

This is wonderfully clever....LOVE the innuendo πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@ckahn haha yes! And general moaning in between!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@PoppyA thankyou poppy,offer me apple pie quick!!! 😍😘

@gazplend well, we won't think about the in between moaning. It's all about marketing! πŸ˜‰

@misslittleDHP thank you Kim,I didn't realise it was innuendo till I read it back! Honestly! 😜😘😘😘

@gazplend ; hehe - here Gaz 🍰 πŸ˜‰

Sounds like a brilliant deal to me! 😘🍰🍎✨

Apple pie bit counts good😘

@ckahn haha,didn't think I would need to market myself!! I'm free!! 😜😘

@PoppyA ok I'm yours!! But are you sure that's apple pie? Don't matter! πŸƒ

@eddie12309 that's the only bit that sounds good?? πŸ˜”πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@naaviie ok you can pick me up when you want,and don't forget the pie! 😘😘

Looks like you'll be on a time share 😜

@naaviie who's first?? 😜😜😜

I'll get baking 😜

@naaviie haha! I'm waiting! 😍❀

@gazplend hey don't want to make that head any biggerπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

@eddie12309 I havnt got a big head! Just self confidence! 😜😘

@gazplend really? According to one of your other verse you do πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

@eddie12309 it's shrunk again now! My head I mean! 😜😘

Someone should DEFINITELY snap you up!😌😘

@Fly10 no serious offers yet! 😒😘

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