(Adultish reference)
Hi my name is Patrick
And I'm an awakaholic
It's a horrible habit
Which I just can't kick
I've tried watching tv
And listening to music
I've tried perfect silence
And I still can't nod off quick
I've tried reading a book
I've tried exercise
I've tried counting sheep
I've tried rubbing my eyes
I've tried rubbing something else
Which came with advice
I was told it makes you sleepy
I think that was all lies
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I come in peace and i mean you no harm My old friend sleep trying to use its charm But I'm not really listening to its tales of dreams Over tiredness really does exist it seems Desperate for...
Whosever room this is should be ashamed. His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
Why am I awake. It's only half past five. Worked hard yesterday. Barely felt alive. I thought it may have been. Just a toilet break. Oh land of Nod, please take me back. My sanity's at stake.
@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.
I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.
You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.
Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules. Football crazy. Football mad. Footy on the telly. Footy on the pad. Footy in the paper. Footy in the pub. Footy on the radio. Footy in the tub.
Shall I compare you to a razor blade Every time I swallow my poor throat Thou art a tempest I wish would bloody fade Still I shall rest but a bit longer and gloat You have appeared at a most...
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