Swearing!

CONTAINS THE OCCASIONAL SWEAR WORD!!

As much as I hate to admit it I swear a lot and thats the truth,
My mum tells me that I'm uncouth,
And I certainly agree with her,

I'm not exactly a lady when the expletives leave my mouth,
I try not to but I just can't help it I swear more than my spouse,
Actually that is a lie,

He swears more than me,
Using the C word often that does not make me happy,
That is one word I do not use,

But I admit no other words are off my list,
To use when I am pissed,
Pissed off that is not meaning drunk,

My favourite must be bollocks especially when,
I've dropped something on my toe or can't find my favourite pen,
Yes I do really like to swear,

I like to use swear words to reinforce my sentence,
Maybe I should show some repentance,
Maybe not,

This is awesome or this is fucking awesome,
A reinforcement is better but I use it with caution,
Like in front of my grandad,

He's old school,
Completely cool,
And would hate to hear me swear,

So yes that's my biggest flaw,
I swear too much so please ignore,
The fact I'm not eloquent enough to not use them :)