Danisnotonfire AmazingPhil PewDiePie KickThePJ Crabstickz. Brofist proud member of the MCRmy and official Internet obsessor. Kik: PhilFrickingLester Twitter: emma_belle3 Wattpad: xXxPandaApocolypse.
Someone, Anyone please JUST WRITE A PHAN FICTION!!!!!!. There's only one on here, and the user who wrote it hasn't been on in months, and Wattpad has got like 4 good ones and a pile of one shots.
WTF. I refuse to believe Phil is turning 26..
The shadows held secrets, the shadows held fears The shadows held monsters, the shadows held tears The shadows held lies, the shadows were cross. The shadows held darkness, the shadows held loss.
Self service checkout: please place item in bagging area. Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire): It's in the motherfucking bagging area!!!!.
Call me an emo, I don't care anymore. I've been bullied for years now, and people have always been putting me down. I'm an outcast, a loner.
I think I broke my blackberry......
Facebook Page status: Comment who to push off. :P Choice: Panic!at the disco. My chemical romance Black veil brides Pierce the veil Of mice and men Asking Alexandria. Users: Panic. at the disco.
Robert Eugene had a doll Given by the maid. The maid held a grudge against Robert and his family. Robert named the doll Robert, after himself. He started going by his middle name Eugene.
Face. Yes andy, that is your face. ~ Black Veil Brides Facebook Official.
Thanks for unfollowing.....
How lovely. You probably don't know about how incredibly sick I am, but at 12.00 am on my freaking birthday I had to puke. Smart..
On Facebook they voted out Asking Alexandria out of Pierce the veil and panic. At the disco. So pissed they should've voted PATD out its not as good..
So last nigh I was eating a carrot and it banged against my lip. Now I am in a lot of pain. Makes sense.
DIE. Way to ruin Hogmanay spirit huh?.
Happy 2013!!!!. Spent most of the last few minutes of 2012 on Facebook and twitter so that pretty much sums up my life doesn't it?.
Happy almost new year.
You'll need •One mug of hot water •sugar and/or honey •lemon juice Method. 1. Boil the water using a kettle, then wait a few minutes to cool down slightly. 2. Pour water into the mug. 3.
Lol 99 followers.
Dyeing my hair. AGAIN. Hopefully It will actually work this time /:.
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Me in the year: OMG I want everything. Me at Christmas: OMG I can't think of anything I want!!!.
Merry christmas!!!.
For yous who called me emo- fuck off. Please. MCR, pierce the veil and fall out boy do not make me emo. I just like music..
Recently cut my hair. Tell me what you think X.
In my friend Bekkas classes, this guy shouts Penis every time it gets awkward. Doubt he noticed, but yelling Penis just makes the awkwardness worse..
Survived the apocalypse... ... Like a boss ;).
MoTOrbike- YOLO Condom broke- OHNO Santa came- HOHO Dorothy and- TOTO Marshmallows in- COCOA hamburgers-a- GOGO Friend fell over- LOL-OH Extinct bird- DODO Drawing out- LOGOS.
Talking about the world ending, you expect zombies, meteorites and alien spaceships coming from the sky.
Lol A little kid wrote this. It was meant to be about horses but It was spelt wrong. I like hores. I like them because hores are fun. My daddy wants a hore but mummy says no..
More turkey mr chandler..
1. Throw someone in. 2. Die 3. Pour some kindof liquid that sets things aflame 4. Jump in. 5. Eat. It is mocking it coz it can't. 6.
I only need ten more followers then I will have one hundred.
Keep calm and keep on Loving..
Oh shit sorry. My last OPUSS was horrible considering how close it is..
I woke up a Christmas morning, aged nine I was sure I was gonna have a great time. It was six am so early but I was wide awake. Looking forward to presents and Xmas cake.
* this is not true I don't self harm* I self harm because Its a pain I can control.
I wrote a story on here. It was saved into my files for layer posting. My iPod deleted my app I had it stored In. It is now gone. :((.
When I was younger, life was easy. You could eat a candy bar without automatically calculating the calories. You could hug your mum for comfort in public without feeling embarrassed.
Before they understand what life means it is often taken away from them. Before they realise the slaps and punches are wrong they are black ad blue.
Head: don't do that it's crazy. It doesn't matter If it is being yourself. Parent: honey, don't. It's just not normal. School friends: that would be just so stupid. Heart: go ahead..
So for the sheer hell of it, I am gonna describe something random. Comment anything you would like me to describe. -----/----/----/----/---/---/-/ The sky.
If the world was candy, maybe you'd be sweeter to me. If the world was magic, the scars you gave would have healed. If the world was right, perhaps I wouldn't have chosen you.
I recently realised- Demi lavato self harmed..
Cracked after a week. I'm back..
Bye Guys, I'm deleting OPUSS cos I never use it anymore and it takes up space if I keep it but never use it. My password and username is known so I will be reinstalling and logging in again soon.
that girl you just called fat. She's overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly. She spends hours putting on make up in hope people will like her. See that man with the ugly scars.
On Facebook I saw a story bout a girl who went to a jb concert and afterwards was raped. She had ten bucks and couldn't find her way home. Her parents thought she was in a hotel.
Pushing a pull door..
MY REPORT CARD SAYS I AM ENGAGED.
My friend: you know I like one direction. But I don't like zayn. Me: bitch u got five seconds to run.
"Hello internets. The fuck?" -Danisnotonfire.
Just watching that danisnotonfire where they are on a chat app with pictures of a guinea pig and the guy sends a pic of his thing so Dan types random letters to get it away and then says sorry had a...
The more you get, the more you want.
This year for Christmas I want many things Wrapped in rainbow wrapping paper Tied with rainbow strings I want a racing car Numbered eighty-one I will race it once, Get bored of it and then I...
See now, cause I don't use OPUSS much anymore, everyone has forgotten me. So I can say DIDN'T LIKE U SUCKERS ANYWAY!!!. No that's a lie..
Follow me on twitter... Or don't. Fan me on Wattpad... Or don't. Kill me in,uhh... Pony land (the fuck-).... Or don't. If u work out ma user names for any of them.... ;) sucka WAIT- they're in my bio.
I am a unicorn and humans don't exist!!!. True fact.
Guys I you have wattpad and need someone to make a cover tell me and I can make one.
Rawr I'm a Danosaur.
For who you are is who you are and if they are who you love, then who you love is who you are then who you aren't is loved..
Winter is a frosty time Full of balls of snow Because of all the icy roads There is nowhere to go. Spring comes afterwards. A fresher, newer time Easter eggs and flavours Such as orange lemon...
Just realized- since I got kik I have been giving out the wrong username :P stupid..
Haven't written a poem in ages. I am stuck on short stupid blogs. Why. Because I have no idea what to write. And whose fault is that. Zayn Malik's. how. Cause I am obsessed and he is all I think...
My freind just told me I look like a unsparkly Edward Cullen. Not sure wether to be insulted or happy.
OMG BETH VALY JUST SAID HE LIKES U!!!!!.
Beth+valy... Cute.
VETH is real.
A- amazingPhil.(YouTuber B- Bart baker C- candles D- danisnotonfire E- emojis F-frothy drinks (love those) G- GIRLS H- Hearts <3 I- I (me) J- don't know ernm, Jade colour I suppose K- Kik L- Luna...
Every single sight you see might be the last place. Next time that you see your friends memorize their face. Next time you are mean be sure that your aware.
Friday night: Party time. Saturday: Lie in bed Saturday night: Party time Sunday: Lie in bed. Sunday night: HELP I HAVE ALL THIS HOMEWORK !!!!'.
Me at night: 8D Me at school: -_-z Z Z.
Guy trying to kill Bart possibly sideshow bob: This will be the most tragic death since Snape killed Dumbledore Bart: hey I haven't gotten to that part yet. I luv that episode.
Outside teachers staff room, school. Kid one: ok, I knock and you speak. Kid two: -_-.
Want pure torture. I just found 59 minutes of circus Afro on YouTube... Chilling.
Notice the real colour of my eyes in ma profile pic. Normally they look much darker.
Why does everyone say I am a full on goth??. Only a few smart people that actually know you get different types of goth. I am a romantic goth. There is a big difference. Google it..
If you have seen the music video to Candy, you may also be laughing at Robbie Williams being hit by a car Lol.
Beware the stare of Mary shaw She had no Children Only dolls If you see her in your dreams be sure you never ever scream. Comment if you have any idea what movie it's from :).
You know you've lost something when mom can't find It.
Phan is real. Comment if u agree. Like if u agree..
Please, some one tell me- what the hell is thanksgiving?. I am not stupid, just don't know what it is..
A friend told me to post this. Not sure why. But please remember that A) all this was made by Bart baker A) may contain... Unsuitable terms. But that's Bart baker for you. C) that those where both...
Everything is S L I P P I N G A W A Y.
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*sigh* my laptop is broken and my iPod wont let me on half my apps (opuss is ok tho) so I am going to die without Facebook :'(.
Doesn't emma malik sound so good?.
Let see how many people I annoy. ZAHNZAHNZAHN ZAHNZAHNZAHN ZAHNZHN ZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHN ZAHNZAHNZAHN ZAHNZAHNZAHN ZAHNZHN ZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHNZAHN.
Every time I cough it feels like I am gonna puke. Whenever I breath through my mouth I cough. My nose is blocked so I can't Breath through it properly.
Yayauayayyay!!. One hundred posts. Not much compared to do any other people but a big thing for me!!.
Help!!. I have a really bad Cough and I have to go to school then a surprise bday party for my bets friend.
Kid: mum where was I born. Mean parent: on the A9 Kid: what'd that. Mean dad: road Kid: oh Pause Kid: but why there. Mean parent: cos that's where most accidents happen.
I have a physco hedgehog as my pfofile pic. But before that I had a picture of Zahn from oneD and my bio still says that I have Zahn on it.
I think I broke my docking station. :(.
I just realised that u can scroll down to see more of a bio!!!.
It worked I logged in.
I have to delete and reinstall opuss. Hopefully this won't be my last post. And hopefully it will let me loggin Wish me luck.
Ten more to go till one hundred,?. How can I have posted so much.
Opuss posts my opusses blank. Soloutions?.
This is just to check my opuss still works. Cos my last post came out blank. :'(.
Fifteen more posts till my 100th.