My head's on fire
Build my funeral pyre
I might expire
I feel so dire
Last night's a blur
Just him and her
My brain won't whir
I don't concur
I might just die
Bid life goodbye
Why. Why. Why?
On bed, I'll lie
Oh wait, tonight
I'm out again
And come tomorrow
Re-welcome this pain
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I lift my head, My eyes feel dry, My vision hazy Feel like I'm gonna die. My head bangs, My mouth's dry too. Dress still on And wearing one shoe. I think back To the events of last night.
It's a pity when you wake up, After such a good night out, And every single whisper, Feels like a malicious shout.
Kumbaya Ed-ward, kumbaya Kumbaya Ed-ward, kumbaya Kumbaya Ed-ward, kumbaya Oh Ed-ward, kumbaya Whilst I'm still drunk I'll be singing like it or not you'll be listening O Edward Kumbaya Whilst...
What a mess. My body's been test. With copious amounts. Of shots all about. Mixers and cocktails. Downed like a good girl. But when I did wake. The loo saw my intake. As tummy combusted.
Oh booze You make me snooze When I should be cooking food. And when I've eaten, I feel beaten So I pour another glass And sit here on my arse.
After a night of excess, Payment is due. Stomach is angry, Forehead is too. Reach for the tablets, Numbing the pain. What did I do. Dehydrated brain.
Saturday nights can be oh so cruel. I sat up all night like a drunken fool. I fell asleep at 1pm Sunday. And didn't wake up 'til about 7:30. My head is still thumping. From all the shot-dunking.
Oh god, Should I regret my Decision last night. My stomachs just not happy with me, And heads becoming irritated. @gazplend was the first to say, I was wasted when I didn't think I was.
Serves yourself right...you weren't out with Lee were you? He's a pisshead too...πΊπΊπΊπΈπΈπΈπππ ππ
@TheCodsPollocks Oi! I'll have you know I was safely esconced at home. Drunk, maybe, but at least I got sofas... ππ Take no notice Feef, at least I don't wear green dresses when I go out! Come on Jimmy, I know you've still got it... π Ahh there it is... π π»
Awwwwππππβββββ many coffees for you feefee! Hope you feel better soon, try not to move your head too much :) lol x
@leelee101 π@TheCodsPollocks a green dress?! Ahahahaha! I'm sure you looked lovely! π Lee, I think I'll need more than just two painkillers ππ @minxyMolly haha thanks M! I'll try! π
Ha ha! The saga of the green dress...something that's been going on between Lee (the bitch!) and me for sooooo long. In an effort to clear my good name I will attempt to trace its origin and tag you when I find it. @leelee101 π
@TheCodsPollocks mate you are gonna need βββ and π¬π¬π¬ and possibly π»π»π» and very likely some of Feef's πππ to find the origin of the π. Good Luck Jimmy, I reckon it won't be long before we hear π€π€π€ from your corner! πππππ
@leelee101 Found it! Fantasy Football (8 months ago!) You're in for it now mate! π π ππππππ The truth revealed!
@TheCodsPollocks ok tag me in it please mate. Blimey that weren't even enough time for one π¬ π
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