Cause snorting's so attractive,
A sneeze a minute, too,
Talking through my chattering teeth,
That's so hot, who knew?
Coughing like a smoker,
Phlegm up in my throat,
Shudders down my layered arms,
I need another coat.
A red nose? Freakin' smokin',
Eskimos are cute?
Well this Siberian weather, mate,
It's a bloody hoot!
A mountain pile of tissues,
Bedclothes up my neck,
Yeah guys I have got the plague,
I'm like a freakin' wreck!
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I've come down with a case of man flu,. Now I know what you men go through,. Had it since Saturday and it won't bugger off,. Blocked nose sore throat and a husky cough,.
Sometimes when I wake up, The sheets are closing in, And it's always an epic battle, To see who's going to win.
There's a man I know, he wears a hood Whose earholes indicate his mood A little guy, the Angry Midget® His ears, a rage forecasting widget Most times they're a fleshy hue But don't be fooled, because...
It is the time. That I must say. See you all. Another day. Whether i'm happy. Crappy or rude. It really depends. On my mood. So here I go. I'm off to bed. Getting undressed. For the long night ahead.
I feel rather ill. I feel kinda sick. I hate feeling ill. It makes me feel ick. I feel really bad. My heads in a spin. This virus has got me. It's making me thin. My legs are all achey.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
I Opuss in the morning, I Opuss in the day, I Opuss in the night time when sleep won't come my way I Opuss in my free time, even when I should be packing If I don't get to Opuss feels like...
I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
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