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Sleeping = Dangerous

Sometimes when I wake up,
The sheets are closing in,
And it's always an epic battle,
To see who's going to win.

When I am asleep, you see,
Trapped deep in another place,
My sheets and quilts together,
Seem so eager to encase...

I don't actually notice it,
Until I wake up trapped,
I struggle with them futilely,
Until all my energy's sapped.

Somehow I get tangled further,
And I slowly start to seethe,
Because eventually in this fortress,
I won't be able to breathe.

I'm telling you, they're revolting!
Bed sheets are attacking!
And if they do not stop it,
It will send me packing!

Although that seems pretty pointless,
Because sheets do it everywhere,
They wrap you up, constrict you,
Under the false pretence of 'care'.

The moral? SLEEP IS DANGEROUS.

HeatherAnne

@HeatherAnne

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Comments & Feedback (15)

This is hilarious :D

@IndiaSparrow it's true! 😊thanks!

Lol funny I don't sleep much anyway think I'm safe lol haha 😄😄😄😄

@aleishagayle20 yeah, you're probably much less likely to get cover-raped 😘😊 hehe

@HeatherAnne that's why I have only a duvet...evil things are sheets hahahaha

@HeatherAnne hahaha I sleep weird anyway half in half out ☺ with duvet on and off hehe I'm weird lol hahaha

@HeatherAnne hey know it's random but you always talk about your wild hair just wanted to say I live your hair from your pic lol looks great 😄 IMOanyeay lol

@aleishagayle20 thank you! It looks less crazy in that picture - usually it is massiiiive and crazier ;D @misslittleDHP I kind of sleep with two sheets and two duvets. I'm in constant danger! 😘

Lol!

@HeatherAnne haha 2 duvets 2 pillows lol and double bed haha like to feel littler in my bed when I eventually do sleep lol haha 😄 well I hope you stay out of danger keep a straw near your bed in case you need to breath fresh air hahaha 😉😄😄

@aleishagayle20 four pillows! I think I win on the pillow front 😘 and yeah, I should do. Breathing's hard under so many layers... Hehe 😘😝

I sleep under a single wool blanket naked; its bliss:)

@adx1984 modest ;D

Let me know if u publish a book i love your style :)

@adx1984 aw thanks!

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