A Slightly Over-exaggerated Tale Of Dental-floss-related Disasters.

I had an incident with floss,
It still fills me with fear,
Yes, on that cold and stormy night,
The memory's crystal clear,

For, I had just brushed my teeth,
Colgate, max white fresh,
When all at once, the floss did growl,
And bite into my flesh!

It's evil grin, and evil laugh,
Still haunt me to this day,
Forever living in the fear,
Brought on by tooth decay,

No, I'm not exaggerating,
This tale I tell is true,
So be careful of dental floss,
Or else it might eat you!