There's a man I know, he wears a hood
Whose earholes indicate his mood
A little guy, the Angry Midget®
His ears, a rage forecasting widget
Most times they're a fleshy hue
But don't be fooled, because if you
Make Angry Midget® most irate
His ears change colour, and it's great!
Slightly annoyed is lightly pink
Leave it there, don't cause a stink
Henceforth, we move to brightly red
Due to something someone's said
Then if you actually flick those ears
And if you can see thru laughter's tears
The brightest scarlet ever seen
Accompanied by clouds of steam
Soon afterwards his ire will pass
All over nothing, such a farce
But to make the Angry Midget® glow
Just flick those ears and watch him go!
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@Delilah mmm yes obviously my penchant for midget annoyance ultimately led to my downfall... ho hum... 😉
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