I'm down with the man flu blues
This ain't no luxury cruise!
Feel like death cooled down
Look at my sad sorry frown!
I need sympathy and hugs
Man I hate these cold weather bugs!
I may not make it through the night
But some sympathy will help me fight!
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Comments & Feedback (29)
Yeah I'm sick too. Everywhere I go people keep coughing and sneezing all over the place. So unsanitary.
@Burrfoot seems I am cursed once more with this vile bug! Passed through kids who just felt it as a cold yet when it reaches me it's deadly affliction rises once more! π·π
A nice long bath with lots of eucalyptus oil a lemsip, and early night txting friends before going to sleep xx
aww hope your feeling well soon! no one mentioned for you to have a cup of tea... all problems solved :)
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