My nose nose is dripping and red
There's a pulse throbbing in my head
I'm fed up of blowing my nose
All I want to do is doze
But my cat has other ideas
Which practically drives me to tears
She wants to play a game
It's called.....
"HOW MANY FUCKING SQUARE METRES OF KATE'S LIFE CAN I HAVE A STICKY STINKING SHIT ON...?!!?!"
Yes, I know... It doesn't rhyme!!!
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I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
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My cat, no Lassie, looks at me With eyes whose green tranquility Could watch me drown as long as she Had just been fed.
A kitten's eyes are drooping, She's been so tired all day, Although she's on her holidays, Things haven't gone her way.
I'm sick, I'm ill Definitely not well Probably just a bad flu Only time will tell. I've got no voice And a stuffed red nose I don't feel good at all I'll hang out with these girls and boys.
This is my favourite poem. I heard it when I was younger and I liked it so I thought I'd share it with you. Hope you like it. Macavity - the Mystery Cat, by T.S.
I really don't have time to be ill So much I need to sort out still I don't have time for a bloomin cold I have clothes to wash, dry and fold I need to finish my crimbo shop Gotta keep going I...
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