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I was fast asleep, layed upon my bed,
When I awoke to find, a cat upon my head.
I don't know he got there, and I don't know why,
But I shoved him from my face, and said "Bertie, goodbye!"
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14 years old. Female. British. Likes to rhyme. Is addicted to Teh Internetz.
Beware, beware, The cats that stare- For they may catch you unaware. Feed them fast and feed them right: Or they may wee on you in the night.
Ahem. /\___/\ ( _ _ ) =( •_ )= I'm a grumpy little kitten, When I'm woken up too early, I'll meow rather angrily, And my tone will be quite surly.
This is my favourite poem. I heard it when I was younger and I liked it so I thought I'd share it with you. Hope you like it. Macavity - the Mystery Cat, by T.S.
I love it said the postman. When I get to a gate. I look around and hear no sound. No doggies lay in wait. Just a minute hold your horses. Wait up, alas, alack. You played too cool you silly fool.
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My cat, no Lassie, looks at me With eyes whose green tranquility Could watch me drown as long as she Had just been fed.
My nose nose is dripping and red There's a pulse throbbing in my head I'm fed up of blowing my nose All I want to do is doze But my cat has other ideas Which practically drives me to tears She wants...
I huff and I puff, The little kitties just can't get enough, I stomp and snort, I'm in desperate need of support, Every single one - GUILTY as charged.
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