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The Cats That Stare

Beware, beware,
The cats that stare-
For they may catch you unaware.
Feed them fast and feed them right:
Or they may wee on you
in the night.

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waynedoz

@waynedoz

Six foot three bespectacled ginger-bearded designer and illustrator. I also poetify with rhymification. www.waynedorrington.co.uk

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Thanks @ell :)

The cats are dorable! Haha

Cats =^.^=

Yes. We love cats. Fun fun funny.

Thanks @milkeyedmender :)

@ashhkat ha! That's so much simpler than my one. Wish I'd have done that!

@yowwa :)

@waynedoz Yeah haha, but my cat is boring

I think Greedy-Gracie-Guzzlechops may have helped you write this. It's the sort of threats she makes daily lol Cute pics too :)

Great work! ๐Ÿ˜Š

Haha, love this! ๐Ÿฑ

Haha very clever ๐Ÿ˜Š I must admit I don't know how you had the patience to do that

@redfae we are at the beck and call of our cats

Thanks @leelee101 :)

@Delilah thanks. A cat that walked me at 4am each day helps me find the time :)

Thanks @PoppyA /(

CATS. ^_^

@waynedoz nice one ๐Ÿ‘

Nice one, Love the cats :D

Ha ha, very cute. J x

@alligatorsky THANKS! :)

Cheers @TheViolator :)

Thanks @Mizzywoo :)

Thanks @Zoodark :)

The cats :D they're so sweet :)

Thanks @Beatrice :)

@waynedoz so creative !! Cute cats x@waynedoz

o. o< Mew!

Thanks @kivihe :) my real cat isn't.

@iPuss awesome! I could have saved half an hour using that!

^. ^ /") -Waves paw in a salute.-

Excellent! @iPuss

Cute! ๐Ÿ˜

Thanks @doremi :)

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@waynedoz you're welcome ๐Ÿ˜Š

Thanks @coolioXP :)

Ha ha ha ha epic

Cheers @deviltortoise :)

It's Brilliant!! :)

Thanks v much @Weirdwolf :(

Sorry :) @Weirdwolf

@waynedoz lol I do that all the time, I want an iPad lol :( :)

I've got one @Weirdwolf - it doest seem to help :(

I meant that one @Weirdwolf

@waynedoz lmao, knowing you have one doesn't make me feel any better :(

Sorry @Weirdwolf :)

/;

:(

I give up

Lmfao :D

@waynedoz did you get a chance to read my The Goblin and the Golden Goose? I'd respect your opinion on it if you get a chance :)

Will do mate - will look shortly @Weirdwolf

Hahaha loool I love the cats and I sure do hope they don't come to pee on me tonight ๐Ÿ˜

Awesome cats

@sguga you know when you wake up in the morning with a horrible taste in your mouth??

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@sguga thanks :) heed @Weirdwolf advice below

Thanks @TheStory :)

@Weirdwolf LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Oh my gosh nooo!! Cats love me.......I think! ๐Ÿฑ

@Weirdwolf LOLOLOLOLOL!!! ๐Ÿ˜ one one side that would be hilarious and my friends would be taking the piss every day of my life and on the other side...... Noooooo!!!! ๐Ÿ˜– don't worry I will wear a mask over my mouth so I should be ready when the cats come to attack!!! Lol! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

*on

Lol

@Solo :)

That is epic, those cats are the best!

Thanks @DarkLioness - they're no 'epic quantity' of cats, but still.. :)

BRILLIANT! lmao! Love the cats at the end too!!!!

Thanks @DarkLioness /)

:)

@Alys124 thanks :)

U were right. This is amazing. Not only the pic. But the writing too. It's sooo true :D

@DazyQueen thanks :) all cats do the stare of no food

@waynedoz LOL

@waynedoz my cat gives me a creepy stare all the time. Even when it's not hungry. It's scary.

@Codenameverity they judge us. They're onto our every move.

@waynedoz ... Plan an attack?

@Codenameverity duck an roll. Use diversion tactics. Dig a foxhole behind the sofa and wait for air support backup

It sounds like something my rabbit would do even though she lives outside

@Trilogy it's a standard no-food guilt trip service that all pets provide

Cool

Thanks @Hanni :)

Mine throw up on me ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜„

Wow epic teach me to draw cats with punctuation!

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