Spa Day

@bryanrobertheap

Male Pampering

After gardening chores on a hot summers day, My girlfriend asked me "are you okay?". "hell no" I said . I'm dirty and sore. This gardening lark is quite a hard chore.

@PoppyA

You stand there with your weapon in hand, This visit was impulsive, unplanned. You grin at me and tell me it'll be fine. Plain to see the only fear here is mine.

@evilfingerz

Rriiiipppp

Hey, what's that smell. (sniff sniff) what, no, I didn't fart. It's not like I would lie. It's just I didn't have any part. When there's a smell, a rule follows. To lay blame to your friends.

@ThunderWing

Bubble Wrap

When a package arrives I quickly open it wide, And hastily remove all the stuff found inside, I discard all items except the plastic wrap, That piece with bubbles in which air is trapped.

@Weirdwolf

The Happiest Goblin

One upon a NikNak pack, underneath a hedge, lived the happiest Goblin ever. ......... and his name was Reg.

@HeatherAnne

Malicious Things, Bricks.

Today, I kicked a brick, An accident, of course, And after my foot connected, I yelled myself hoarse.

@mort

Man Flu

I feel rather ill. I feel kinda sick. I hate feeling ill. It makes me feel ick. I feel really bad. My heads in a spin. This virus has got me. It's making me thin. My legs are all achey.

@Burrfoot

Woeis Me

The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.