Hey, what's that smell
(sniff sniff) what, no, I didn't fart
It's not like I would lie
It's just I didn't have any part
When there's a smell, a rule follows
To lay blame to your friends
Accuse them of the smell
That came from your rear end
That's just common knowledge
It's something you should know
Never blame yourself
For the smells that come and go
Now that it's almost gone
I hope you've learned your lesson
Just one more thing, make sure
When you fart you're never messin'
True story
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