One upon a NikNak pack, underneath a hedge, lived the happiest Goblin ever!
......... and his name was Reg.
There was a reason for his happiness, and this was plain to see, for Reg had the biggest goblin gonads, the world had ever seen!
His gonads where humongous, compared to his small frame.
Like a massive pair of conker's, that brought Goblin Reg his fame.
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Random Ramblings of Brandon Wolf
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock.
My name is gaz. Fresh and clean like daz. Demanding respect. With wit and intellect. People stop and look. Cause I'm reading my book. On 17th century poetry. In motion under my oak tree.
The inside of my nose feels twice as big as the out My feet throb as if I'm suffering from gout. My brow is ice cold but inside feels red hot My top lip is covered in sticky snot.
Challenge set by @eddie12309 There was a girl called poppy Who really was quite soppy Whenever she walked in the grass and it tickled her ass She would lay a golden egg plopped from between her...
I feel rather ill. I feel kinda sick. I hate feeling ill. It makes me feel ick. I feel really bad. My heads in a spin. This virus has got me. It's making me thin. My legs are all achey.
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
Today, I kicked a brick, An accident, of course, And after my foot connected, I yelled myself hoarse.
DOG: tip top day. Made a new enemy Stop. Making. Enemies. DOG: he drives around in a van playing music to LURE KIDS INTO HIS WEB OF EVIL He sells ICE CREAM. DOG: YEAH.
@Weirdwolf ; when you responded to @Nom - it looked like you're saying "NOM, they're green and spiky too." ooh it's the little things π really funny stuff though - great work! π
@Weirdwolf And the winner of the Opuss Oscar for Original Work Involving Supernatural Testicles is........
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