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The Happiest Goblin

One upon a NikNak pack, underneath a hedge, lived the happiest Goblin ever!
......... and his name was Reg.

There was a reason for his happiness, and this was plain to see, for Reg had the biggest goblin gonads, the world had ever seen!

His gonads where humongous, compared to his small frame.
Like a massive pair of conker's, that brought Goblin Reg his fame.

Weirdwolf

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Random Ramblings of Brandon Wolf

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Comments & Feedback (25)

LMFA😜 Great Stuff !

Hehehe love it hahaha πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Haha like it mate β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•

Hahahahahaha!!!

Thought I'd end the day on a Happy High note :)

Did I say high? I meant Monday!!

@Weirdwolf Bonkers & I love it😊

@Fly10 :D I think you'll find that's "Conker's" :)

@Weirdwolf Let's settle for Bonkers Conkers! πŸ˜„

@Fly10 Bonkers Conker's it

@Weirdwolf *is :)

LOL.....brilliant....I am loving Reg xx

Sounds kind of painful for Reg actually, having to drag those around all day!

@Nom they are green and spiky too!

@Weirdwolf lol classic mate

@Weirdwolf great stuff mate. Told you you'd all go nuts...πŸ˜‰

@Weirdwolf ; when you responded to @Nom - it looked like you're saying "NOM, they're green and spiky too." ooh it's the little things πŸ˜„ really funny stuff though - great work! πŸ’—

Hahahaha the goblin chronicles will be an awesome book πŸ‘

Love the opening line! Brilliant work!!!!

@PoppyA Nooooo! lmfao! :)

@smellyfingers it's got to be done :)

@Dovahkiin Thank's :)

@PoppyA @Weirdwolf lol! So funny!

Brill and funny @Weirdwolf another good one from the master

@Weirdwolf And the winner of the Opuss Oscar for Original Work Involving Supernatural Testicles is........

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