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Paper, Rock And Scissors!

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and make it unable to do anything? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of paper constantly suffocating people as people use it? I'll tell you why because paper can't beat anything. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have won me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my fist and say oh sorry. I thought your paper would have protected you. You asshole;)

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Chloe'Louise'Gennard<3. 15'years'old. Mother-Michelle'Louise'Gennard Sister- Emma'Gennard. Boyfriend-Daniel'Michael'Parkes Bestfriend-Josh'Edwards R.I.P- Liam'Collier! Baby, I miss you so bad it hurts as much as someone throwing a brick at my face... Life ain't the same without you anymore! Wish you hadn't done what you did, I could still have my bestfriend by my side then! I wouldn't feel so alone and lonely at times when we used to meet up in the strangest places and have the most amazing times! I'll never forget you brother! And I'll cherish every second I had with you till the moment I'm with you again.... I miss you!</3

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Posted thr same thing lool

@taffy01 ;) you got it from that Facebook page? Haha..

Actually I got it from lol pics, but close enough haha

There is also lizard and spock

@taffy01 haha, Okaii:-)

@Achatfell whats that?

from the big bang theory

@chloelouuxoxo @Achatfell hi i was just wondering if you could read my story love and war' if you have time thanks 😊

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