DOG: tip top day. Made a new enemy
Stop. Making. Enemies.
DOG: he drives around in a van playing music to LURE KIDS INTO HIS WEB OF EVIL
He sells ICE CREAM.
DOG: YEAH? WELL BATDOG SELLS BARKS AND HE JUST BOUGHT A LOAD OF THEM
Ohh Scraaarrry. Now stop acting like a psycho twat monkey.
DOG: practising stealth attack
Don't break anything
DOG: broke everything..... quietly
Your feedback helps Danish understand what's working
Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: when we meet people stop saying "this is my dog" WTF do you want me to say. DOG: say NOTHING, your my butler. That is all. Right, what do I call you.
DOG: you bought dog shampoo. Yes DOG: what for. Because you smell like a gorilla's dick. DOG: THAT'S MY SMELL What are you doing in the bathroom.
DOG: why you put me in garden. Because you would drown. I have to call someone to fix this flood. DOG: DAM BUSTERS That's if you NEED a flood DOG: GHOST BUSTERS They bust GHOSTS.
DOG: think the sofa cushions are planning another ambush Those comfy BASTARDS DOG: backfired though, I captured the leader and water boarded him for intel on their next attack Water boarded.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: the sofa cushions are ganging up on me. No they're not. DOG: Sorry, are you here. Don't patronise me. I know when I'm being attacked. Yeah alright. Calm down.
DOG: why you shut me in room. You know why. DOG: no I don't. You do so. DOG: because you using vacuum cleaner. Your smarter than you look. DOG: your not, you've got a face like a pug. So do you.
You're quiet. Where are you. DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack. On me. DOG: that's right punk Lol, you can't sneak.
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