You're quiet. Where are you?
DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack.
On me?
DOG: that's right punk
Lol, you can't sneak. I can hear your fat little body a mile away on the laminate flooring
DOG: OH, yeah. You're right. I'm being SILLY... ...Unless...
DOG: I SPENT ALL DAY PUTTING UR SOCKS ON
Holy shit
DOG: I'M COMING FOR YOU
DOG: OMG it's so slippery
Your a dumbass
Your feedback helps Danish understand what's working
Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: when we meet people stop saying "this is my dog" WTF do you want me to say. DOG: say NOTHING, your my butler. That is all. Right, what do I call you.
DOG: the sofa cushions are ganging up on me. No they're not. DOG: Sorry, are you here. Don't patronise me. I know when I'm being attacked. Yeah alright. Calm down.
DOG: why you shut me in room. You know why. DOG: no I don't. You do so. DOG: because you using vacuum cleaner. Your smarter than you look. DOG: your not, you've got a face like a pug. So do you.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: did you call me. I'm busy Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING Shall I forward you her text.
DOG: tip top day. Made a new enemy Stop. Making. Enemies. DOG: he drives around in a van playing music to LURE KIDS INTO HIS WEB OF EVIL He sells ICE CREAM. DOG: YEAH.
DOG: how long til u be home. Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!. DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL You want the ball. DOG: YES. Who wants the ball DOG: ME.
DOG: do you think I could be a police dog. No. DOG: why not. Don't think you've got the nerve. DOG: WTF. My nerves are STEEL. You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
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