DOG: how long til u be home?
Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!?
DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL
You want the ball?
DOG: YES!
Who wants the ball
DOG: ME. GIVE ME THE BALL
You really want the ball?
DOG: YES! BALL
DOG: Well done. I've wet myself
HA!
DOG: I'm on your bed
FUCK SAKE
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: I'm in the garden I know, I'm working from home today. DOG: I can't find that pizza crust you threw out here. There was no crust. I was only pretending haha.
DOG: do you think I could be a police dog. No. DOG: why not. Don't think you've got the nerve. DOG: WTF. My nerves are STEEL. You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
DOG: did you call me. I'm busy Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING Shall I forward you her text.
DOG: AM I GAY. I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs.
DOG: just done a busy on the kitchen floor WTF. I let you out before I left DOG: yea, I thought you weren't ever ever ever coming home....... so I panicked I have to eat in that room.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER. Ok. DOG: FREAKED ME OUT. Take a deep breath. DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT. NO YOU DON'T. DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF.
DOG: stop neglecting me OH MY GOD. I'm NOT neglecting you. DOG: I'll call the RSPB Jesus, you're an idiot. They protect BIRDS. DOG: THEN ILL TELL THEM YOUR AN OSTRICH DOG: I'll ring dogs trust.
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