DOG: do you think I could be a police dog?
No.
DOG: why not?
Don't think you've got the nerve.
DOG: WTF? My nerves are STEEL.
You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
DOG: THEY SNEAK UP ON ME
DOG: could u train me to fight?
Like, for dog fights?
DOG: yeah
No.
DOG: why?
Pretty sure it's illegal.
DOG: I'm a PUG it's in my BLOOD
Remember when you shit yourself because that hedgehog?
DOG: that hedgehog was DRUG addict
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: I'm in the garden I know, I'm working from home today. DOG: I can't find that pizza crust you threw out here. There was no crust. I was only pretending haha.
DOG: how long til u be home. Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!. DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL You want the ball. DOG: YES. Who wants the ball DOG: ME.
DOG: did you call me. I'm busy Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING Shall I forward you her text.
DOG: just done a busy on the kitchen floor WTF. I let you out before I left DOG: yea, I thought you weren't ever ever ever coming home....... so I panicked I have to eat in that room.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER. Ok. DOG: FREAKED ME OUT. Take a deep breath. DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT. NO YOU DON'T. DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF.
DOG: AM I GAY. I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs.
DOG: knocked bin over. Drank some stuff What stuff. DOG: dunno, blue silvery stuff Red bull. DOG: brain feels all ELECTRICKY Lie down. DOG: OMG you left the bedroom door open.
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