DOG: buy me a drum kit
No.
DOG: buy me a drum kit
NO
DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH
Dogs do not play drums
DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out
YES. LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT
DOG: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID DOUCHEBAG
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER. Ok. DOG: FREAKED ME OUT. Take a deep breath. DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT. NO YOU DON'T. DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF.
DOG: AM I GAY. I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs.
DOG: knocked bin over. Drank some stuff What stuff. DOG: dunno, blue silvery stuff Red bull. DOG: brain feels all ELECTRICKY Lie down. DOG: OMG you left the bedroom door open.
DOG: do you think I could be a police dog. No. DOG: why not. Don't think you've got the nerve. DOG: WTF. My nerves are STEEL. You jump at the sounds of your own farts.
DOG: how long til u be home. Told you I'll be in at 7. You ready for walkies!. DOG: YES. CAN WE TAKE THE BALL You want the ball. DOG: YES. Who wants the ball DOG: ME.
DOG: guess who left the back gate open. Get back here NOW. I'm waiting... Where ARE you. GET HOME NOW. DOG: I'm stuck. FFS where. DOG: underneath the neighbours fence.
DOG: I'm in the garden I know, I'm working from home today. DOG: I can't find that pizza crust you threw out here. There was no crust. I was only pretending haha.
DOG: why you put me in garden. Because you would drown. I have to call someone to fix this flood. DOG: DAM BUSTERS That's if you NEED a flood DOG: GHOST BUSTERS They bust GHOSTS.
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