My name is gaz
Fresh and clean like daz
Demanding respect
With wit and intellect
People stop and look
Cause I'm reading my book
On 17th century poetry
In motion under my oak tree
I'm pimpin my hose
To water my rose
Bush is what I like
Ride them like a bike
Rack lock and load
My gun in my abode
No staples for my gun
You better hide better run
Cause when I'm short of stationery
I go archbishop Canterbury
All over your ass
Like strawberries and cream
I'm every ladies dream
Floating there boat
Hit there perfect note
My instrument of love
Fits them like a glove
My intentions are just
With my insatiable lust.
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Comments & Feedback (35)
@iPuss yeh that's what I was going for! Post modern retro piss take! Are you not aware of this style? All the kids are doing it! 😉
@gazplend maaaan that was sick dope and off the rope but if you don't watch out you'll be on a slippery slope you'll be dripping with bling fine honeys and things and we won't be able to get near you! Looooooool forgive me that just came out! 😝 I liked it, it's not exactly method man but it made me smile 😃
@chy haha,show off! Wasn't meant to be slick! That was the point! I will do a slick one soon to prove my point 😘xx
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