Well, I Had No Idea Where I Was Going With This

My dribbled an drawled rhymes and verses, are intended to be a little puny, err punny. A little funny, like the author. Generally silly and mostly completely fractured from what is actually happening... Anywhere...

If they raise a smile, all the better! If not, I'm realistically not greatly bothered cause you can't down vote. Ha ha!

Not really. If they don't raise a smile, there's either smothing wrawng with me or smothing wrawng with you.

As I was told as a child "CAN'T I GET A MOMENTS PEACE AND QUIET FROM THAT NONSENSE YOU'RE TALKING?!!" .... Oops, maybe it was the other thing I was told as a child...
"Always blame the person that isn't there" <-- this one for sure.

I'm inclined to side with that, as you're not here, so there's summer-thong def'n'tly wrangling with ewes...

If you do find it funny, on the other-hand, that means you have a similar sense of humor, which in turn means that mr "I've got something wrong wriggling in my thong" with his straight face over there (long cold stare _ ) thinks we've both got a screw lose (mine's more like a lynch-pin). All this really means though, is there's something wrong with all of us.

To be honest, as it's far far easier to blame someone (or something) who (or that) doesn't exist over someone (or thing) who (or that) does (whether they're here or not is neither here nor there) I blame.........

Intelegent politicians that care

You bastar*s! Start existing! Then we'll see who's laughing!!