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The Golden Egg

Challenge set by @eddie12309

There was a girl called poppy
Who really was quite soppy
Whenever she walked in the grass
and it tickled her ass
She would lay a golden egg
plopped from between her leg!
It fell to the ground
Without making a sound
Overwhelmed by emotion
She caused such a commotion
She took it in her hand
and tossed it to the band
because she didn't like the smell
They sold it real quick
making enough for their no.1 hit.

sjw

@sjw

Opuss has given me a love of words and writing...

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Comments & Feedback (13)

Hehe love it 😊

Quick lady-you forgot 'smell'!πŸ˜–πŸ˜˜

@Fly10 ooops well spotted thanks hun😽

@Delilah thank you sweetie and for the repost πŸ’žπŸ“¦

Ooh a pressie! 😁

@eddie12309 my poor attempt lol ☺

I was gonna suggest "fake success smells to me like shit" Lmfao 😘

Hee hee very funny. πŸ‘

@smellyfingers lol that would've worked 😽

@eddie12309 I tried! ☺

Well improvised, love it!!!

@Barknbite thank you πŸ’ž

Hehehe!

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