Rubber Bands

@sjw @naaviie @Irrational_Kimmi

You asked for it,
And you shall see,
A glimpse into my mind's,
Crazy.

I'll first tear down the tabletops,
And throw them on the floor,
I'll then uproot the ground with clocks,
And paste it on the door.

And, then, I will, take up my knife,
And tape it to my head,
I'll run round, screaming, "What a life!",
And won't stop when I'm dead.

I'll next paint Nic a vivid green,
To match her with her dragon,
She's greener than you've ever seen,
And living in a wagon.

And, then, it's Kimmi, Queen of dirt,
I'll pin her to the wall,
With canvas shoes that I call Bert,
I'm telling you it all!

And, then, it's her, the fruit loop girl,
I'll feed her chairs to make her sneeze,
She'll drink creamed cream, give it a whirl,
Then I'll tell her "Blend sock wheeze."

So, that's a glimpse, within my mind,
I've dealt you out with window hands,
You'll almost gasp at what you'll find,
Within my drawer of rubber bands.