Cooking

@SianRLD

Have A Nice Day

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.' 'Yes, I know, I heard you before.

@HeatherAnne

Not A Fairytale.

Not so 'beauty', Not so 'beast', Nothing for your eyes to feast. No grand mirror, To feed you praise, To taunt you with its wicked ways. No stepmother, Evil witch, To tear you apart by seam and...

@MelchiorJ13

Rubber Bands

@sjw @naaviie @Irrational_Kimmi You asked for it, And you shall see, A glimpse into my mind's, Crazy.

@newernew

Happy Birthday!

Oh hello, Opuss. I suppose it's your birthday. Or that's what I've been told. And you got started a year ago today. Making you barely a mere year old.

@katnisseverdeen4

By Miscellaneous Muhahaha. I'm so evil.... ô/ could you get that face. It's supposed to be a mysterious peering around in a dark alleyway waiting for your secret agent while in enemy territory...

@curiouscraig

Delay

You may have noticed, my friends, a certain delay In my posting of a new Opuss today. Fear not. I've not left, I couldn't do that, Opuss is my favourite metaphorical cat.

@leelee101

Thanks

I would just like to say, That even though the title slipped away, I've had a bit of naughty play, Everyone's had lots to say Took part in attempt to slay The Dark Priestess this very day.

@OllieBoyne

The Square Ball

I once heard of an object, Oh so peculiar, That did not decide to be round. Now, being a ball, This was quite strange and all, And my questions began to mound.