By Miscellaneous

Muhahaha. I'm so evil.... ô/ could you get that face? It's supposed to be a mysterious peering around in a dark alleyway waiting for your secret agent while in enemy territory face. WHAT A COOL EXTRAVAGANT PHRASE, MISCELLANIES!!! OMIGOSH, YOU'RE SO SMART!! Really? Why thank you, you're quite kind. EVERY WISH IS MY COMMAND, DEAREST MISCELLANIES!!! Oh, stop. OK, I WILL! I was kidding! Don't stop! That was just a modest phrase! BUT I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE, MISCELLANIES! THAT WAS ALL A LIE! I AM ACTUALLY YOUR ENEMY! IN ENEMY TERRITORY IN A DARK ALLEYWAY!! What!? You didn't tell me that! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO! THEN YOU'D CAPTURE ME!!! You're quite right... huh. Ah, well. You're rather clever, and my secret agent is late. Would you like a cup of tea as I discuss hiring for my Secret Agency? WELL... THEN I'D BE SORT OF BEING MEAN TO MY SIDE, YOU KNOW? Well, you're right. Umm... let's discuss this over tea. to myself: (Just where is that arsenic....)

•THE END!!!•

or is it?

What great literature! What plot! What great piece of American contribution to acclaimed writing!
YOU'RE RIGHT, MISCELLANIES! YOU'RE REALLY GREAT! What are you doing here? I thought I poisoned- wait, did I say that? WHAT?! YOU WERE GOING TO POISON ME?! Let's not discuss private matters on a public email. Let's talk this over with a cup of tea... WHAT?! I AIN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE WITH YOU!

•THE END!!!•

or is it?

actually, let's just make it the end cause I don't know where to go with this.

OK, MISCELLANIES! WHATEVER YOU SAY!!

shut up!!!