Prudence, Re Posted Xx

@alexche

Conversing With My Coffee

Hi. Coffee: Er hi. How are you. Coffee: Not bad, bit sugary. Oh sorry, poured too much in. Coffee: Bit late now. Ok, I'm sorry it was an accident. Coffee: You say that... What's that supposed to mean.

@Bunts

Wasn't Expecting That...

So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.

@katnisseverdeen4

By Miscellaneous Muhahaha. I'm so evil.... ô/ could you get that face. It's supposed to be a mysterious peering around in a dark alleyway waiting for your secret agent while in enemy territory...

@denismerk

Oh Miley

Oh Miley Not sure this is a good idea Oh whiskers Miley I hear'm coming, quick hurry Wow Miley You got it open Oh crappers Miley Everyone's watching us Suspendous Miley We're at the last...

@CrazyCreaterF

Find Some More Jokes, Please

What's black and white and red all over. Me-after hearing this joke 1000 times. What's green and goes up and down. Me fainting-from overdose of jokes that everyone has heard at least 100 times.

@Danish

Texts From My Dog 44

DOG: think the sofa cushions are planning another ambush Those comfy BASTARDS DOG: backfired though, I captured the leader and water boarded him for intel on their next attack Water boarded.

@Eatonlynch

DUDE!! (300 Post!)

--------- Dude, she called you awkward. Oh hell no hold my turtle. ------- Dude, she called you short. Oh hell no lift me up. -------- Dude, she called you a thief. Oh hell no hold her purse.

@Weirdwolf

The Happiest Goblin

One upon a NikNak pack, underneath a hedge, lived the happiest Goblin ever. ......... and his name was Reg.