What's black and white and red all over?
Me-after hearing this joke 1000 times.
What's green and goes up and down?
Me fainting-from overdose of jokes that everyone has heard at least 100 times.
What's brown and sticky?
Insert dramatic sigh a stick... (Ok, I can't admit I don't enjoy that one when everyone replies with the stupid answer.)
(And my personal favourite)
You: Why does the mushroom go to the party?
Me: (Sighing) Why?
You: Because he was a fun-guy! Getit? Sounds like fungi?
Me: Yes I get it. Again. For the one hundredth time I get, ok?
I could go on...
This is a plea from millions of people I am sure. FIND SOME MORE JOKES UNFUNNY PEOPLE THAT THINK YOU ARE FUNNY.
Thank you.
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