Sign In
Back

Knock Knock Jokes

Lucky112
Lucky112 • 163 followers

Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so…

Knock knock:

Who's there?
Cows go,
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who silly.

Who's there?
Howie,
Howie who?
I'm fine thanks how are you.

Who's there?
Lena,
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

Who's there?
Doris,
Doris who?
Me… I'm Doris, your friend! I am locked outside! That's why I'm knocking!

Who's there?
Spell,
Spell who?
W-H-O

Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

Who's there?
Icy,
Icy who?
Icy you.

Who's there?
BOO
Boo who?
Don't cry! It was only a joke!

#comedy #general #jokes #puns #wordplay
Lucky112

@Lucky112

Lottie

100
Stories

Similar Stories

KatyTiffanyNYC
@KatyTiffanyNYC

Mollie's Idea Of Cheering Me Up:

"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.

53 words
Georgiastar
@Georgiastar

Jokes

I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.

243 words
Anniekf
@Anniekf

My Joke Book.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.

157 words
peace123
@peace123

10 Jokes

Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.

132 words
gio7661
@gio7661

Kool Krazy Jokes And Riddles

Why do bananas wear sun cream. Because they might peel. A man said to a horse, Why the long face?. Why are pirates called pirates. Because they arrrhh.

248 words
chriggis
@chriggis

Tommy Cooper Jokes

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.

536 words
Eatonlynch
@Eatonlynch

5 Blonde Jokes

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".

456 words
Lucky112
@Lucky112

Jokes

Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.

74 words

Comments & Feedback (9)

Georgiastar
Georgiastar
Jun 7, 2012 at 9:51 PM

LOL!

LeahLovesEC
LeahLovesEC
Jun 7, 2012 at 11:10 PM

I don't find them funny

LeahLovesEC
LeahLovesEC
Jun 7, 2012 at 11:11 PM

Though I don't find many thing that are meant to be funny, funny so...

Lucky112
Lucky112
Jun 8, 2012 at 10:47 AM

Hehe I laugh at everything!

Georgiastar
Georgiastar
Jun 19, 2012 at 9:15 PM

Come on @LeahLovesEC, get in the laughing spirit if that makes sense like me and @LottiePenguin! I laugh at most things, @LottiePenguin laughs at EVERYTHING!

LeahLovesEC
LeahLovesEC
Jun 27, 2012 at 9:41 PM

@Georgiastar I just don't laugh very much

LeahLovesEC
LeahLovesEC
Jun 27, 2012 at 9:42 PM

@LottiePenguin lol, for only a few though!

Georgiastar
Georgiastar
Jun 28, 2012 at 4:34 PM

That's the spirit @LeahLovesEC!

LeahLovesEC
LeahLovesEC
Jun 28, 2012 at 9:00 PM

@Georgiastar lol

Similar Writers