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1. What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Ur under a-vest

2. What did the banana say to the doctor?

Im not peeling well.

3. How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled.

4. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have any guts.

5. How did the penguin make the igloo?

Iglooed it together. (Ment to say it glued but sounds like iglooed.

6. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little bogie in it.

7. What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing

8. What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner

9. What did the phone say to the other phone?

I'm engaged

10. Whats a polygon?

A dead parrot

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Blueblotts

Dec 17, 2012 at 7:34 PM

This is so terrible. Love it😜

peace123

Dec 17, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Yeah i know thts why therd good!!! @Blueblotts