Q) What do prisoners use to call each other?
A) Cell Phones!
Q) What did the water say to the boat?
A) Nothing, it just waved!
Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
A) Give a little whine!
Q) What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A) Every morning you will rise and shine!
Q) What season do you go on the trampoline?
A) Spring!
Q) What did the spider do on the computer?
A) Make a website!
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Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
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