Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog?
A.Where you left it.
Q.What's pink and fluffy?
A.Pink fluff
Q.What's blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye?
A.I have no I-deer!
Q.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A.Fsh!
Q.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A.A gummy bear.
Q.What do you call a pig that does karate?
A.A pork chop.
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Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.
"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.
Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...
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