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My Joke Book.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: no idea

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: still no idea

Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

A: dough

Q: what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

A: cliff

Q: what do you call a man who wears a coat?

A: mack

Q: what do you call a man with no legs?

A: Neil

Q: what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

A: bob

Q: what do you call a baboon that doesn't work?

A: a stick

Q: what do you call a fly with no legs?

A: a walk

Knock knock
Who's there
I snog doctor
I snog doctor who

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he peeling very well!

Book by Annabelle xx

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Im 10, have hazel eyes and I love my long brown hair! I have a bff called Maisy (mpallister24)

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