Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no idea
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: still no idea
Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: dough
Q: what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: cliff
Q: what do you call a man who wears a coat?
A: mack
Q: what do you call a man with no legs?
A: Neil
Q: what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
A: bob
Q: what do you call a baboon that doesn't work?
A: a stick
Q: what do you call a fly with no legs?
A: a walk
Knock knock
Who's there
I snog doctor
I snog doctor who
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he peeling very well!
Book by Annabelle xx
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