"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing.
Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves.
Just went to see a band called The Vacuums. They really sucked.
Women on their periods always ovary act"
Oh boy, I love being her best friend.
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Me: There's something I've wanted to tell you from the first day we met. Friend: What.
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny soโฆ Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
For@Irrational_Kimmi and @MelchiorJ13 Jack and Kim sat on a swing, Giggling over strawberries and lemons. Said Kim to jack "can you sing?" he replied "no, but I do like a nice pair of melons.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.
Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.
Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...
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