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Fruit Loops

For@Irrational_Kimmi and @MelchiorJ13

Jack and Kim sat on a swing,
Giggling over strawberries and lemons.
Said Kim to jack "can you sing?"
he replied "no, but I do like a nice pair of melons.
More giggling started,
and jack farted.
On Kim's face a look of disgust,
"Too much fruit, has made you loose"
So off he went, poo'd and flushed,
and back they went to giggling about fruit!

sjw

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@Irrational_Kimmi @MelchiorJ13 sorry guys couldn't resist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€

Haha love itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sjw haha flipping brilliant, think it sums up our level of humour, right Jacky-Boy?

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@MelchiorJ13 @sjw all this talk of fruit it making me...well, fruity πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ spot on Sie!!!!!!

You have them nicely summed up! 😹😹

@Irrational_Kimmi hehehe glad you liked it thanks for the RP hun 😘

@ckahn thanks for the RP β€πŸ’

@mpallister24 thanks 😘

@MelchiorJ13 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚thanks for the RP sorry about the farting!

@naaviie both like naughty school kids aren't they!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@naaviie thanks for the RP 😘

@crowncottage thank you and have some πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ for your kind RP 😘

The naughty little devils 😜😜

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