So, up marches Prudence the Penguin.
With his luggage tucked under his wings..
"What do you keep in your suitcase?
You don't even have any things!"
He looked at me over his glasses,
As if bored he said with a yawn....
"that's such a ridiculous question..
where else do I stash all my porn?"
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@RichWithey ha ha ha ha ha!!! Imagine.... That's have been a completely different film...!!! Ha ha ha....x
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