It's dark and it's stormy
I'm spending the night
In an old deserted house
Think I'll be alright
It's creepy and scary
I've checked all the grounds
Been upstairs and downstairs
There's no-one around
Then all of a sudden
An opening gate
No-one's expected
It's far too late
I stay in my chair
And stare at the floor
And then a huge pounding
At the front door
My heart rate skyward
I'm panicking now
Who on earth is it
More importantly, how
Did they ever know
Where I was staying
It's too much to bear
So now I'm praying
For deliverance from
This terrible fear
Then a big booming voice
"Mate your pizza's here!"
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