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Oh Miley

Oh Miley
Not sure this is a good idea

Oh whiskers Miley
I hear'm coming, quick hurry

Wow Miley
You got it open

Oh crappers Miley
Everyone's watching us

Suspendous Miley
We're at the last door

Finally Miley
"Out" free at last

So Miley
What to do now

No no Miley
We can't go round takin that

Oh Miley
I can't believe we took that

Hey Miley
Where is it we goin next

Oh jippy Miley
can I carry one, I can be safe

Oh cat nappers Miley
You never let me do the fun stuff

Idk Miley
I haves tiggly feelers bout this

Ok Miley
We get what we gots came for,
now lets Scadadle

Please Miley
Don't shoot'm, they didz nut'n to us

(Crying) Geeez Miley
Now why you gonna have to do that for

Look Miley
A machine gummy ball thingamajig

Danzles Miley
The gum balls stuck

No Miley
Not yet leaven without dat gummy ball

Ugh Mi...ley
I...al...most...gots...it

Oh shuckle's Miley
We're back here again

DAMN IT,
WOULD YOU FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP. IM TRYIN TO SLEEP DOWN HERE

Oh Miley
We need another plan

FOR THE LAST TIME WE NEVER LEFT ANYWHERE. AND PLEASE STOP CALLING ME YOUR FACE FUCK NAME

Oh Miley!

denismerk

@denismerk

Rather then, love, money, faith, fame, an fairness...give me truth! Quoted from "In To The Wild"

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Eh dog I was being a dick, but you didn't know my sister like her family does , I'd like to talk to you about it

But I apologize

Hit me up if your down to see how the fam sees nic

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