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On The Balcony!!

There was a hotel, and in the rooms there was a balcony, one day 3 friends lived in 3 rooms with balconies all above each other.
The guy on the balcony was cooking sausages on a BBQ ,
The guy on the middle balcony was 'peeing'
And the guy on the top balcony was shaving
Suddenly the guy on the top floor dropped his shaver and it shaved off the other guys ......... and it landed on the BBQ

The next day all the friend met up with each other, one of them said,' yesterday was the worst day, I dropped my shaver,
The next guy said ,' yesterday was the worst day , my ......... Got shaved off'
And the last guy said,' I had the best day, an extra sausage appeared on my BBQ!'

tattyteddy

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I'm going to write till I die. I'll write stories, music, poetry and I guarantee that I will post half of it on here. Keep a look out! Xx

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