I thought I'd take the car
For a journey into town
Gently pressed the pedal
And now I'm upside down
It wasn't a crash per se
More a theatrical roll
Only three wheels on the tarmac
I was bound to lose control
My motor's not that fast
Wouldn't dare to pimp this ride
The one thing that was damaged
My embarrassed sense of pride
And I wasn't really speeding
Don't think it could, to tell the truth
Thought the car would make the corner
Now it's sitting on its roof
I am dazed and I'm confused
Body aches and head's a throbbin'
That's the last time I try fifty
In a red Reliant Robin...
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@RichWithey your insight serves you well amigo, 'tis absolute fiction! 👍 Cheers and morning beers for the RP sir 👍👏🍻🍻
@leelee101 I'm loving the fact that everyone thought that maybe u were the type to own a three wheeled car 😂😂 u must send off that impression lee, funny old write as per usual xx
@tetti2 @crowncottage @IndiaSparrow @sjw @sarahgamal ladies, thank you all very much for reposting 👍❤😘😘😘😘😘🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 (one for each!)
@Irrational_Kimmi 😂😂 You know me hunnybunch™, love a little twist... ❤ Thanks for reposting sweety 👍🌹
Brilliant...when I was eighteen ...I always wanted a purple with orange spots robin...thank goodness I never did...how on earth would I have lived that one down?...😂😂😂😂😂
@misslittleDHP ooo that would have been worse than the underwear problem you had sweetheart... 😂😂 Ahem... Thanks for reposting Kim my lovely! 👍❤😍🌹
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