Dear Lord
Well that didn't go too well
1hr I was waiting here for this girl
So I went into the bathroom to see what she was doing in there
That smart arse young chick robbed me, God you're so unbloody fair
You see she's escaped out through the window
She's taken all my clothes (oh no!!)
Now I can't pay for this expensive hotel room
Please Lord help me and help me bloody soon
For I know not now what I'm gonna do
Please send me some room service with some new clothes and running shoes
Amen
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