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Praying Again

Dear Lord
Well that didn't go too well
1hr I was waiting here for this girl

So I went into the bathroom to see what she was doing in there
That smart arse young chick robbed me, God you're so unbloody fair

You see she's escaped out through the window
She's taken all my clothes (oh no!!)

Now I can't pay for this expensive hotel room
Please Lord help me and help me bloody soon
For I know not now what I'm gonna do
Please send me some room service with some new clothes and running shoes

Amen

smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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Haha! Bad luck mate πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ try these! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh no!!! Perhaps praying in rhyme will solve all your problems! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ I'm sure if you peak out in the corridor there is a line of girls 😜

Peek*

Haha brilliant! Hope it's not true though 😁

@naaviie No, Peak in the corridor sounds like much more fun! πŸ˜„

@mirabahjojabo cheeky! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

@naaviie πŸ˜ƒ

That'll teach you for going for a cheap ropey one!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wow

@leelee101 hahaha thanks mate πŸƒ lol

@naaviie hahaha yeah maybe, not going too well tho and knowing my luck I'd lock meself out in the corridor, naked, alone hahahaβ˜ΊπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Like your new profile pic your old one freaked me out! Prayer good too!

@mirabahjojabo Hahahaha thanks and nope not true hehehe

@Weirdwolf Lmfao!! Bloody women!! πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@tetti2 Awww bless ya, thank you hun 😘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ beware the naked corridor man!!! 😱😱

Lmao! You are toooo funny! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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