World Class Fail

So someone challenged me to a bet.
Told me it took more than 6 days to travel the world and back.
I disagreed. So I became a class explorer. ..
Working of course.

So I planned my route out perfectly.
First Peru, Tibet, Russia, India, then Egypt and that's day 1...

I knew I could do this with a balloon, a boat, a few paper towels, and voila I made a flying machine that Phineas fog and Jacky Chan could be proud of.

This would be simple.
I shall win this bet.
See the world, possibly make new friends.
Will be easier than swimming the Nile without goose fat.

2 weeks later.....

So I'm stuck in Leicester.
Can't find my way out.

My machine worked, until bout 2 cm off the ground.

So I caught the bus, the number 62,which was promised to take me to Waterloo. Instead I'm now stuck in somewhere I literally have no clue to where I should go.

So the moral of this story kids is always carry enough bus change to last the journey, because if I had I might of made it to Moscow instead of being kicked off in Leicester Square...